Tonight's NYCCR begins by meeting the panel, they discuss a rebellious building climber, legal counsel Talia Reese chimes in as does Fidel Castro on seizing federal businesses, Reggie Watts offers some musical jargon, and we look into ISIS Magazine. The crew discusses parade massacres, Bill de Blasio and Anthony Weiner, "activist" t-shirts, smash and grabs, a jerkoff bandit, a baby bludgeoning, "kaporos chicken," and Dick Brown. Charlie Sheen comes in to drop some "lines" on the ladies, we meet Talia's friends, learn about kosher pizza, hear about a subway groper, discuss tattoos, and Pat talks about his upcoming gigs and his interview with Heather Mac Donald.